WhoIstheLaziest? ,Tom,Iaskedtoyourteachertoday,andnowIwanttoaskyouaquestion.Whoisthelaziestpersoninyourclass? ’tknow,father. ,yes,youdo!Think!Whenotherboysandgirlsaredoingandwriting,whositsintheclassandonlywatcheshowotherpeoplework? ,father.areyoulateforschooleverymorning?timeIcometothecorner,asignsays,“School-Goslow“.
1、Boy:?Is?this?seat?empty??Girl:?Yes?and?this?one?will?be?if?you?sit?down.?男孩:这个座位是空的么??女孩:是的,如果你坐下,我的座位也将是空的。
2、Boy:?Can?I?buy?you?a?drink??Girl:?Actually?I’d?rather?have?the?money.?男孩:我可以给你买杯饮料吗??女孩:你不如直接把钱给我得了。
3、My?little?dog?can’t?read?Mrs.?Brown:?Oh,?my?dear,?I?have?lost?my?precious?little?dog!?Mrs.?Smith:?But?you?must?put?an?advertisement?in?the?papers!??Mrs.?Brown:?It’s?no?use,?my?little?dog?can’t?read.
我的狗不识字。布朗夫人:哦,?亲爱的,我把珍爱的小狗给丢了!?史密斯夫人:可是你该在报纸上登广告啊!?布朗夫人:没有用的,我的小狗不认识字。”
4、My?Wife?Will?Exchange?Them。A?gentleman?walks?into?a?store?and?asked?for?a?pair?of?gloves.???″Cloth?or?leather﹖″?asked?the?salesperson.??″Makes?no?difference?″replied?customer.???″What?color﹖″?asked?the?clerk.??″Any″?he?responded.
″Size﹖″?″Give?me?whatever?you?prefer″?the?gentleman?said?slightly?exasperated.?″My?wife?will?be?back?tomorrow?to?exchange?them.″
反正我太太明天会来换的。一位先生走进一家商店要买副手套。?“您是要布的还是皮的?”售货员问。?“没什么区别。”这位顾客回答。?“那您要什么颜色的呢?”售货员又问。“什么颜色都成。”他回答。?“号码呢?”?“您就随便给我拿一副吧,”这位顾客有点不耐烦了,“反正我太太明天都会来换的。”
5、A??physics?Examination,Once?in?a?physics?examination,?Nick?finished?the?first?question?very?soon,?while?his?classmates?were?thinking?it?hard.??The?question?was:?When?it?thunders?why?do?we?see?the?lighting?first,?then?hear?the?thunder?rolls?
Nick‘s?answer:?Because??our?eyes?are?before?ears.
一次物理考试。在一次物理考试时,当同学们都还在苦思冥想时,尼克很快就答好了第一个问题。这个问题是:为什么在打雷时,我们总是先看到闪电后听到雷声?尼克的回答是:因为眼睛在前,耳朵在后。
6、Jim’s?History?Examination。Uncle:?How?did?Jim?do?in?his?history?examination?Mother:?Oh,?not?at?all?well,?but?there,?it?wasn’t?his?fault.?They?asked?him??things?that?happened?before?the?poor?boy?was?born.
吉姆的历史考试。舅舅:吉姆这孩子历史考得怎么样?母亲:唉,糟透了。可话又说回来,这也不能怪他。嗨,他们尽问一些这个可怜的孩子出生前的事儿。
7、he?is?really?somebody。--?My?uncle?has?1000?men?under?him.?--?He?is?really?somebody.?What?does?he?do?--?A?maintenance?man?in?a?cemetery.
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